slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

jetgreguar:

fuck school 

jetgreguar:

fuck school 

The best part about London is that I can legally drink alcohol

zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

upgraders:

hello fellow regular kids whats up

whenever I’m texting someone and they ask me what I’m doing ill always tell them “nothing” no matter what like I could be leading a revolution and still text you that I’m doing nothing